The REAL Three Bears

I got this in an email today. My sister and I think it's hysterical, so I thought I'd share:

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair at the
table, He looks into his small bowl. It's empty. "Who's been
eating my porridge?!!" he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the table and sits in his big chair. He
looks into his big bowl, and it's also empty. "Who's been
eating my Porridge?!!" He roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch from the
kitchen And yells, "How many times do we have to go through
this with you idiots? It was Momma Bear who got up first, it
was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house, it was Momma
Bear who made the coffee, it was Momma Bear who unloaded the
dish washer from last night, and put everything away, it was
Momma Bear who went out in the cold early morning air to
fetch the newspaper, it was Momma Bear who set the damn table,
it was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned the
litter box, and filled the cat's water and food dish, and,
now that you've decided to drag your sorry bear-asses
downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen with your grumpy
presence, listen good, cause I'm only going to say this one
more time :
"I HAVEN'T MADE THE F@*{!#% PORRIDGE YET !!