How To Get Killed In Your Sleep

Me: (To Jason) Man your schedule this week has been killer, I'm pooped.
Jason: Well how about this, you go to work and I'll stay here.

Me: That's a good way to get killed while your sleeping.
Jason: Well I wasn't saying you don't work, I'm just saying I'm not here because I'm at work.

Good thing I'm not a violent person. Not something to say to the mother of your four children, three of which were born at the same time.

Don't let him fool you, there's plenty of other things that make him unavailable at times.



Disclaimer: No need to worry or fear for his safety, he is and will be fine.